Dirty Celeb News

All these Page 3 girls have, of course, three things in common: one, they are a bunch of gorgeous glamour models; two, they’re willing to pose buck naked for a national magazine; and three, they give the most awesome blowjobs ever. Well, I don’t know if all of them really do an awesome blow but I know one who does: Keeley Hazell.

This 24-year-old former hairdresser looks just as hot as ever when she started modeling almost 8 years ago. In this sex tape featuring her and former boyfriend Lloyd Miller, we see how she takes her own sweet time down under. I can say her oral skills are way above average, since she’s not choking or even pulling back as her ex pushes his dick deep in that blonde’s throat. If you don’t believe me, then see for yourself in this video of Keeley Hazell sucking her man off.

If this sexy model gave me that kind of oral action, I would gladly return her the favor by blowing all my cum into that sweet face. And I know just how much she loves cum – just look at her swallowing all the manjuice she was able to pump out.

All these reality shows work for the simple-minded American viewer because they build on simple, individual things. Beauty and the Geek focused on featuring dumb blondes with antisocial nerds and filming the turnout, simple as that. But they did fail to mention that the show also featured sexy chicks who love to strip and show their tits! Well, I guess you simply had to read between the lines to know that, but we’re Americans dammit! Say you’re giving us boobs when you’re showing boobs!

Er, that was a long enough intro for today’s reality hottie, Jillian Beyor. I might just have to quit subcribing to these TV shows for good and just wait for the actual nudity and titty-exposing to fall on my lap. After all, thse reality shows are already charging in that direction, so I might as well just head them off. No use waiting long to see some titties.

But let’s talk about them actual boobies, right? Jillian Beyor’s soapy titties, to be exact. If this babe needs a hand hosing off the suds in her meaty chesticles, I’ll gladly put my cock to good use and wash her off with my load. Then she can rinse herself with soap and water. Which I’ll hose off with my cock. And it’ll just go on and on.

I hope you’ve got enough strength reserved to fully enjoy seeing Jillian Beyor naked in the bathtub. Trust me, her tits won’t stop staring until you’ve spilled the last drop.

The American teen couldn’t be more perfectly represented by AnnaLynne McCord. And when that American teen gets down to wearing bikinis and baring a sexy torso and an awesome cleavage, well, the world might just explode. Or my cock might, at least. Which it has already done. Twice. But that’s only after I fapped to these sexy bikini pictures of AnnaLynne McCord.

Before the paparazzi caught pictures of AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini, she was in a tight, body-hugging wetsuit. That alone was enough sexiness for me to flip out my boner, but I held back because I knew she had to slip out of that suit eventually. And slip out she did, with her tight body and boobs coming out like a fucking butterfly out of its cocoon. And not long after, my cum came out of my cock like, er, cum coming out of a cock. Yeah, I’m still a bit knocked out after seeing this hot blonde babe push her racks at me.

Or did she really? I might be having false memories after seeing AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini. I have these memories of us skipping naked in the beach, sipping margaritas by the sinking sun, and fucking rough until we shifted enough sand to shelter us for the night…

When caught in the crossfire of two bitches trading cusswords and cunt pictures for supreme dominance, there’s really nothing left to do but hold your hand out and hope to take home the spoils of the war. Word out right now is of a celebrity backstabber by the name of Kat Stacks, who was infamous for fucking rappers like Soulja Boy and letting everyone know about her jizz guzzling activities with him.

Now that shit isn’t the biggest deal about Kat Stacks. But first, a question: how does a slut respond to fake pictures of her pussy getting leaked? Well, show the actual pussy for comparison, bitches! Here she is lifting her legs up like the true pussy that she is and offering a zoomed view of her shaved pussy lips. She pulls down her Snoopy panties and rubs her loose clitoris for a bit before tucking her snatch out of sight. She does all that, but not before she gives her meaty ass a little dribble for the camera that’ll leave you dreaming of getting your cock under her while she pumped her booty.

Now this is one groupie who’s branched out to bigger and better things. Like showing her bigger and better cunt on video, for one thing. Kat Stacks certainly knows how to cause a scene, and we like it!

Heh, I wonder what car wouldn’t pop a tire with those tight ass and tits in tow. Reality star and glamour model Cara Zavaleta is back on the road with these teasing upskirt pictures after starring on the reality show Road Rules. This time though, she adds a hint of naughty in her photoshoot, wearing a too-short skirt while bent over rolling a tire and kneeling down to pop it in. Yeah, sounds like I’m describing something out of porn, but it might very well be, because Cara Zavaleta’s upskirt pictures are doing things to my cock that only porn usually could!

Cara Zavaleta is also giving me a few Minka Kelly vibes right here, which is awesome. I know she isn’t slutty enough to flash us her pussy, so while Cara Zavaleta may be the poor man’s Minka Kelly, I’m hardly complaining about it since I’m the poor man with the naughty upskirt pictures! How’s that for one-upping the assholes?

But enough bragging. Cara Zavaleta needs a hand lifting her skirt—uhhh no, changing a flat. Oh hell, no, the flat tire is just a scheme, and the pussy flashing shots are there to draw us in. But come on, Cara, you didn’t have to fuck up your car! A simple pussy peek was enough!

Having cravings for one chocolate tit? How about two? You guys are in for a treat, because some lucky paparazzo found the perfect spot to take pictures of Rosario Dawson’s caramel boobies in an angle that needs to be done for all flipping pictures of chicks! Amirite?!

Seriously, seeing Rosario Dawson’s mammaries from atop just completed my day. This is the reason God made tits! Celebrities should walk around bent low so guys won’t have to crane and break their necks looking for the sweet spot in their dresses. Rosario Dawson was even pleasant about getting perved up by the peeping tom who got lucky and gave us pictures of her huge boobies. Bitch probably got tittyfucked previously and was left in a happy mood.

And who wouldn’t tittyfuck her? Sometimes a chick’s boobs are too large to ignore during sex that not even a grope can satisfy. No, you have to stick your cock in between those plush puppies, hump her like mad and let your cum shoot on her open mouth! That’s how you make proper use of a bouncing pair of tits!

Man, if these cleavage pictures of Rosario Dawson are already making me ramble on about pervy stuff, imagine what they’d do to you guys. I’m steering clear.

What would a lonely chick like Eliana Franco do on a Friday night at home? She could take out the vibrator and rub her cunt until she squirts. She could clean the house to loud pop music and take the vibrator after for a spin in her cunt. She could text message a couple of girlfriends and ask them to bring their vibrators over. All of these sound like awesome plans, except Eliana Franco thought of something better: put up a webcam show of her wetting her shirt and stripping off! How’s that for generous?

Start taking notes ladies. Boredom should always be taken care of this way. The idea of fingering yourselves in the dark is a sexy thought, but yeah, it’ll remain an unseen fantasy forever. At least Eliana Franco gave us the pleasure of streaming her naughty sexual habits. Habits like randomly pouring a jug of water down your tits with your shirt on, then going nude and dancing? Yes please!

If servers didn’t crash the night Eliana Franco put on this strip video, then I’m calling the world hypocrites. You have to be a tard not to spot a hot slut willing to sell her pussy and pounce on it right away!