Dirty Celeb News

If the name Kari Ann Peniche is making your cock stir and sniff the air hopefully, you might remember her from the sex tape featuring a menage a trois with Rebecca Gayheart and Eric Dane. She was also a renowned beauty queen in her home state before she was stripped of her title after she, er, stripped for Playboy. Naughty. And if her skankiness couldn’t have gotten any more pronounced, she joined Celebrity Rehab to cure her sex addiction.

I don’t know about ‘curing’ her nymphomania as much as confessing to every guy in the world she’s addicted to sex, but it really depends on what you see. But since you’re here to see Kari Ann Peniche’s naked pictures, I’m assuming you were drawn in by her confession to lots of steamy, off-the-hook fuck sessions. And with a body like that, I’m wishing Celebrity Rehab is all just a fake show. It had better be, or the world might just run out of sexy celebrities like Kari Ann Peniche showing off her their torn pussies to us prospective one night stands!

But even if she does get cured and clean up her act, we can all look back at Kari Ann Peniche’s naughty pussy pictures and imagine better days when she would drop her panties at the sound of zippers opening.

Oh Coco. What would the beach scene be like without your meaty, lardy ass leaving cavernous ass prints in the sand? If you have a hunger for seeing thong bikinis disappearing into somebody’s ass crack, look no further and see Coco Austin’s backdoor boulders in a thong bikini.

Only the most adventurous perverts would dare stick their peen into Coco’s mega ass, but to do so would probably be like entering the pearly gates of heaven. I bet it would be heaven as well to fill up Coco’s ass tunnel with your pearly gobs of cum and have room for something like a rimming  for her, huh? Somebody with an ass that monolithic must have an insatiable taste for anal fucking.

And the best thing about Coco is you can flip her around on her back and you’ve got equally huge melons to tittyfuck when you get tired of plumbing her infinite ass cave! That’s a double deal nobody would like to pass up. So don’t pass up on these pictures of Coco’s ass in a bikini, or you’re one stupid fuck.

Way to put the ‘X’ in X-Factor. Then again, what else is a trashy show going to attract but a piece of trashy skank? Featured in this raunchy video is Chloe Mafia, a contestant on the British reality show X-Factor who turned out to be a street slag. You guys might think bad of selling sex for money, but if there’s any slut out there who’ll take my dollar, I’ll definitely say yes to Chloe Mafia here.

She’s a right slut, but she’s a sexy one too. I’ll pay her any amount just so she can do an encore of this sexy lap dance on my cock, while she grinds her pussy lips on my shaft. Don’t say you’re not thinking of the same thing after you’ve seen Chloe Mafia stripping and dancing for the camera! This whore has me hooked! Er, no pun intended.

And you can see Chloe Mafia does her job like a professional. She grinds her way down to the man’s cock, and if the guy didn’t explicitly tell her to keep her distance, she would have leapt at his cock and given her the best deepthroating only a hooker could give.

So if you think there’s nothing to be gained from watching X-Factor but a bunch of weirdos being auto-tuned and shit, there’s always rare sluts like Chloe Mafia filling the stage with her sexy lap dancing routine.

When we get to the bottom of all these reality programs, only one thing is certain: these reality chicks just want to be naked. Taya Parker certainly does. It didn’t take long after her show in the Rock of Love Bus that Taya Parker’s nude pictures surfaced, showing what Bret Michaels saw in the slut. After seeing Taya’s huge tits and shaved pussy, I wished I had a reality show of my own too.

You probably would too, if it meant having sexy sluts like Taya Parker racing against other chicks to put your cock in their pussy before the others do. I might find it hard to keep the competition running, because one look at Taya Parker’s delicious pussy and my cock stiffening up will declare her the winner. Of course there are other hot sluts in the game who have something going on too, but Taya Parker’s seductive gaze and tight ass is just drawing me in.

If she’s doing the same magic to your cock, I suggest checking out the rest of Taya Parker’s naked pussy pictures and enjoying them all. If Bret Michaels had a taste at this hot piece of cunt, why shouldn’t you?

Somebody like Naomi Campbell who’s got a laundry list of legal issues concerning hitting people with jewel-encrusted cellphones certainly has to be great in bed. Where I came up with the conclusion, I most have no idea. But if she’s wild enough to take a blow at her housekeeper, her driver, a cop, and her assistant (basically her whole fucking entourage), she’s most likely wild enough to give in to wild, bondage-heavy sex.

Anyway, here’s Naomi Campbell sashaying her cunt off and looking drunk enough to beat her dance partner with a champagne bottle. No matter what bad thing you hear about her, Naomi Campbell still manages to attract a large fanbase of pervy men in her wake. It’s probably with the same abandon she has going on here that she fails to notice a sneaky paparazzo taking the money shot with her exposed beaver from one floor below. It’s good advertisement for Naomi if she’s looking for a quick fuck with a guy who’s a bit iffy about the struggling-with-the-panties part of a quickie behind the bar counter.

But despite all the bad press she’s gotten, Naomi Campbell is still a quality skank who loves flashing her vagina, so that definitely counts as something. When all that’s left to do is push your cock up Naomi’s panty-less pussy, you’re already safe from getting scratched in the face for the wrong reasons.

As if she doesn’t already have enough on her plate to deal with, here are photos of Lindsay Lohan allegedly sucking face with Paris Hilton just to screw her over some more. I say alleged, because LiLo’s face is too damn fucked up in the photos to recognize her, but still, a little prod with your mind and it’s all good to go, yeah?

But whatever anybody says, I still believe it’s Lindsay in these kinky lesbian pictures. If you look long enough, you’ll see the unmistakable signs. One, the heavy-lidded eyes from excessive partying and little sleep. Two, the little dots on her arms that could either be her freckles or nasty puncture wounds from doing the bad shit. And the biggest giveaway here is she’s locked lips with a fellow skank/fuckup/celebrity trash so hard it’s like she’s trying to hog Paris Hilton’s share of coke out of her damn mouth. But counting out all of the bad things in her life (which I just so conveniently enumerated), it’s still Lindsay Lohan, a hot redhead engaged in a sexy girl-on-girl action like it’s her private business! I wouldn’t say no to that.

I just hope Lindsay Lohan patches herself up so she can be sober enough to start working on her celebrity sex tape that will finally push her life out of this rut. Of course I’m concerned about her! And the sex tape! Don’t forget the sex tape!

Megan Hauserman has made a living out of appearing in strings of reality shows. Consequently, you should start making a habit of checking out Megan Hauserman’s titties. Why? Because she bares her hot bikini body just about everywhere just as much as she constantly appears on TV to rack up the dirty fame. What is with these reality stars and the need to take off their clothes anyway? Is it part of the deal they make with the show?

But look at me, questioning women who simply just want their titties seen. I should be burned at the stake. We’re here to enjoy Megan Hauserman, star of Beauty and the Geek, as she bares her chesticles and taps her shaved pussy on camera. Now who wouldn’t want to slap that smooth pussy of hers and tap it with their stiffies?

I wouldn’t bet on those greasy-haired geeks to have ever laid a hand on even just one titty, but I guarantee you guys get to hold on to both of them (and then some) when you head over to Megan Hauserman’s fully naked pictures.

We can always thank Dita Von Teese to supply us with a fresh serving of cleavage whenever Hollywood starts running dry on the titty exposures. Granted, Hollywood will never fully run out of hos, but it makes me feel comfortable knowing Dita Von Teese is fully devoted to showing skin. Her appearances even add an interesting layer with her fetish for the burlesque and 50’s fashion; anybody wanting a more daring chick to jack off to always has Dita to aim their load at.

Even utterly stupid gatherings like this wine-tasting hoopla or some shit should thank Dita Von Teese’s burlesque titties for making the gathering more interesting. Naturally, all eyes went from staring braindead at the sad display of wine bottles to lighting up at Von Teese’s tasty sideboobs. I wouldn’t know if the event actually profited from her appearance, but I know for sure a lot of dicks there profited from it by taking these pictures of Dita Von Teese’s sideboobs home with them and making them all sticky with their load.

You can also take home images of Dita Von Teese wearing much less than what she had in the event; we have more pictures of Dita Von Teese past the link, and most of them have more skin and less teasing.

Asian chicks are kinkier than any other babe in the world, but those words really mean nothing until you’ve seen them in action. Sure, every American chick and their mother has a sex scandal uploaded somewhere, but they don’t feature every fucking sex position known to man like Tanpa Judul’s sex tape does.

This celebrity cock-monger from Indonesia must’ve dragged her way cover-to-cover on the Kama Sutra, because she’s taking her husband’s cock every which way with fucking pliability. Tanpa Judul’s sex tape, which was allegedly filmed on their honeymoon, shows her being teased by her hubby, before sticking his cock in her pussy from behind and finally urging her to take off her clothes.

Once the dude got her itch started, Tanpa Judul just went on a fucking streak riding her man’s cock cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy style, with one leg in the air, both legs up in the air, and finally on her back as she received the boatload of cum on her shaking body.

After you’ve seen Tanpa Judul’s 40-minute long sex romp and cleaned yourself up after, you’ll immediately go, “Paris who?” Bitch is overrated anyway.

Part of the fun in following these reality stars whore up on television is to continue the voyeurism after their shows have finished. Often, having the paparazzi trail their asses gives us plenty of things to jack off to, especially when they’re following sluts like Makosi Musambasi from Britain’s version of Big Brother.

To anybody following her show, Makosi was famous for staging dramatic scenes with the housemates. She was received badly by fans of the show, but which didn’t stop her from keeping her titties relevant. These paparazzi shots of Makosi Musambasi sunbathing nude are proof that her giant jugs are doing their job of staying afloat. I’m not sure though, why the bitch is sunning herself out. Being black, you really can’t get anything from tanning your tits other than having a few jerkoffs masturbate behind a rock at your expense. Then again, that’s what we’re all doing with these pictures, huh?

It would be a shame if Makosi lost touch with the public, because those tits of hers are a pleasant gift from the producers of Big Brother. They make our hunt for big, erect titties an easy job, and a virtual tittyfuck an even easier feat to accomplish.