Dirty Celeb News

Oh man, Heidi Montag is giving me a hard case of the stiffies right now, and it’s making me feel all nervous. Any mention of this famewhoring Z-lister on my duty would’ve ruined my day, but seeing Heidi Montag wetting her plastic tits in the water is making me do a double take. All of a sudden, my cock is responding to her boobs like it does to my private fuck doll (possibly because they’re from the same factory in China), and I’m willing to bury her face in pillows while I fuck the living stuffing out of her vagina.

Yeah, sure, these pictures of Heidi Montag in a bikini are nothing but a stupid publicity stunt, but she’s doing it properly alright. I mean, letting out your boobies and dipping it in seafoam? If it’s not giving you pictures of spraying your white, frothy cum all over her silicone melons, you’re either gay or lacking in creative imagination.

Not me though. For now, I’ll lay the hate on Heidi Montag to rest and pick up my cock at her hot topless bikini pictures.

Another day, another male celebrity sex tape. This time it’s Swedish meatball Jonas Altberg, more known to his fans as the record-scratching DJ Basshunter. This time though, he’s not scratching out tunes but an itch in the peen area, using a hot European slut’s cunt to rub it off.

I hear this set of leaked pictures of DJ Basshunter having hot sex is the result of an ecstasy-fueled night with the hot chick, and you know hitting that kind of shit up with a willing hottie ends up in a sex romp filled with hot, sweaty cocksucking, pussy pounding, and cum harvesting that ends up an all-nighter.

We should thank Basshunter for these hot pics too, because now we know which chick to hook up with if ever wanted a night of hot, European-style sex. Just look for the girl with the dragon tattoo on her thigh and stick your Swedish meatballs right up in there! DJ Basshunter certainly did in his steamy sex photos, so you should too!

If you watch Survivor for the hot babes in it, you might recall that awesome episode from Survivor: The Amazon when Jenna Morasca, along with Heidi Strobel, took off her clothes during a challenge for a plate of peanut butter and chocolate. Jenna subsequently became the Sole Survivor, so showing her pussy on national television paid off eventually.

But unless you really paid attention to Jenna’s career post-Surivor, you wouldn’t have seen this sexy replay of her stripping episode on the show, and just like finding a four-leaf clover, you guys get to see Heidi Strobel’s fine pussy too. Man, what a treat. No need to hold on to that censored video clip you TiVoed many years ago; we’ve got Jenna Morasca’s sexy pussy pictures in full resolution, and you can zoom in on her hairless pussy so close you can practically feel her cunt vibrating in front of your face.

Now, if you’re done wiping the happy tears from your eyes, head over to Jenna Morasca’s hot and naked pictures. Don’t forget to clean up after.

Karen Mulder proves that former supermodels will never run out of places to flaunt what they’ve got, no matter the occasion. Here’s the hot Dutch ex-model enjoying the sun on a yacht with her tits out and showing the paparazzi she’s still got the firm, sexy boobies to attract pervs from all over.

By the way, who the fuck is the paparazzo who got lucky in the middle of the ocean and caught a few pictures of Karen Mulder’s tits? Yeah, well ok, the yacht’s probably docked somewhere we can’t see, but kudos to him that we get to jack off to this hot babe’s MILF tits.

And where is this flipping loveboat? I want to get on too and motorboat my way to Karen Mulder, not to mention all the other hot ladies huddling close to her mama melons. Karen Mulder’s titty pictures need a bad spanking from us guys and a good dash of cum, yeah?

Leave it to a ghetto chick to show you how to suck. Suck cock, that is. Hiphop model (fuck me if I knew what that is) Sheneka Adams shows her oral skills in this short, but sweet sex tape with a black dude who apparently is getting the best blowjob a black chick can get you.

Now I know black dudes have some of the most retardedly huge fuck shticks out there, so I can really appreciate what a damn good job Sheneka Adams’ deepthroating is. You can tell the perv is having the time of his life; he’s shoving his cock deep in her mouth I’m surprised Sheneka’s not gagging and pulling back.

If this hot chick gave me that kind of blowjob, I might not last one minute and spill my cum straight into her fucking intestines. Sheneka Adams will probably like it though, and eagerly suck on my dick for what’s left of the jizz not yet clinging at the back of her talented throat.

If I did good giving you the sales pitch, here’s the product then: Sheneka Adams’ awesome blowjob video.

Let’s leave it to the British to lead out the sluts of reality television, huh? Now, before Atomic Kitten’s Liz McClarnon’s career took a nosedive by joining the reality show Love Island, she was a respected hot celebrity who had talent and something good going with her career. But after being branded a reality ’star’, any respect for her is out the window, replaced with the stereotype of being a no-career, hard-partying slut living her five minutes of fame.

It’s this pressure to stay afloat in the business that made Liz McClarnon pose naked for the cameras and show her hot English kittens. Sure, everybody’s done a bit of titty showing here and there, but this being Liz McClarnon, there’s no doubt her naked pictures have the extra flavor to keep your masturbating habits in check.

Even in a bikini, Liz McClarnon is giving me all kinds of ideas when I find myself in bed with her. I’ll rip her two-piece off with my mouth and slowly lick my way from her erect nipples down to her hanging vagina, which I’ll nibble until she squirts her atomic vagina juice in ecstasy. See how easy it is? Just feast on Liz McClarnon’s sexy bikini pictures and follow suit.

I’m torn between seeing Lindsay Lohan completely sobering up and just letting her be the hot mess she is. But after seeing Lindsay Lohan stepping out in a seethrough top the other day and giving fodder for my fapping habits, I’m leaning more to seeing the slut screw up her life, if it means seeing the hot freckles on her tits more often.

You can’t help but be sorry for the chick, who was once the next promising thing. Now, all she’s got are two fame hungry whores for parents sniffing out her coke residues, several checks in and out of rehab, and film projects in her name being pulled out left and right. At this low point in her life, Lindsay has nothing to lose now by showing us more titty sightings and leaving us with a happier picture, if only for just a few, fap-heavy minutes.

While we wait for her entry into the porn industry, let’s take a look back more of Lindsay Lohan’s seethrough moments and titty exposures.

Just when you’re so used to horny celebrity chicks getting themselves filmed getting peen in their pussies, the tables turn and male stars show up with porn tapes of their own. This here’s old, but a good one still: former Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst whips out his cock in front of some faceless but hot chick and goes on to fuck her in the mouth and pussy.

Whatever charms Fred Durst put on this slut worked well, because she’s bent over like an obedient slut while Fred Durst sticks his massive cock balls deep into her tight pussy. He even makes the slut turn around and have her lick his dick for stray signs of cum.

So it really is true that being in the band will give you all kinds of pussy, even if you’re an A-grade pro-violence jerkwad who’s fallen out of the public’s good graces. Fred Durst’s sex tape should attest to that.

I know Hollywood is already reeling from all the hot mess of reality nobodies flooding in from all sides, but if that’s what it takes to get more chicks taking their titties out, by all means, fucking send ‘em in. One such reality trash is Corrie Loftin, a.k.a. Davin Lexen, who joined the ranks of cheap TV hookers entertainers in Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, some half-assed reality show conceived in the middle of a bong session. But again, turn a blind eye at the show and focus your eyes on Corrie Loftin’s tits.

You can tell right away Corrie Loftin is one of the better specimens produced by reality TV, and the better gifted whores in the boob area. I’m no expert in locating a fake tit in the vicinity, but whether these are plastic or not, I wouldn’t think twice squeezing Corrie Loftin’s plush titties and sticking my dick inside her pussy for good measure.

And you know right off the bat she’s a whore, evidenced by the kinky nipple rings and a look that’s begging for a splash of cum to stain her pretty face. So skip the reality bit of it all and be BFFs with Corrie Loftin’s naked pussy pictures.

There’s nothing more pleasing to the cock than a sexy Playboy model bent over and showing us a nice pussy angle. These lewd bikini pics of Karissa Shannon are already filling, but what could have set the fireworks off were if her hot twin sister Kristina showed off her pussy bulge too. Well, we can’t have everything, but again, Karissa Shannon is good enough already.

And Karissa Shannon is slutty enough to skip the stupid paparazzi pictures and lead us to where the goods are at. That’s one meaty cameltoe bulging from her pink bikini that I’m tempted to reach out and pluck like I’m picking some tantalizing forbidden fruit.

I bet if I tricked Karissa’s idiot boyfriend to leave for a good hour or so, I’d find a wet and throbbing pussy waiting for me inside that hot bikini Karissa Shannon is wearing. Every man deserves to rub one out at the sight of this hot chick’s cameltoe pictures, and even rub the quivering cunt hidden from sight. I know Karissa is willing to get your dick slid up her tasty pussy, since she’s already propped up and bent over like an obedient slut, and all you need to do is check her out.