Dirty Celeb News

So when we thought nobody could knock Angelina Jolie off her pedestal as an A-list actress, mother, and humanitarian all rolled into one, these nasty bondage pictures of her crop up to make the Hollywood goddess quake in her stilettos. Nobody would’ve imagined Angelina Jolie captured naked and possibly getting a good fuck in the pussy, but here we actually see her looking heavy-lidded with the bad shit and with her boobies covered in tape, presumably the aftermath of some hot and sweaty sex session.

After all the action flicks you’ve seen her in, Angelina Jolie’s racy bondage photos finally confirm that she is, in real life, just as much of a risk taker and a leather fetishist as are her movie alter egos.

So when you jack off to Angelina Jolie’s various incarnations in her movies and think you’d like to see her in more hardcore stuff, you can now think of fucking the shit out her with Angelina Jolie’s naked bondage pics. These pictures prove she’s willing to be leashed, spanked, gagged, and fucked aggressively, like she does inside your fantasies. So get the bondage gear out and start spankin’ away.

So for the tenth season of Dancing With The Stars, the series hauled back Brooke Burke’s ass on screen after shaking her booty to championship on the seventh season. Obviously, the show wanted the ratings to shoot high like month-long held jizz spurting into an open chick’s mouth, which is why they made the decision.

And who the fork wouldn’t want to see Brooke Burke on TV, with a smokin’ hot body like hers and a perfect pair of titties to boot? One thing I’m sure DWTS can’t show you pervs though are these topless and raunchy pictures of Brooke Burke before she went mainstream. Look at Brooke Burke giving her partner the skank eye; she’s obviously sending him signals to sneak into her trailer so she can maximize the time she’s paid to be naked. In other words, she wants that cock of his up her pussy.

Now, every time you watch reruns of your favorite reality show, you can imagine Brooke Burke’s tits jiggling inside her heavily-sequined dresses and have more reasons to masturbate in front of the TV. You’re welcome.

What a rebelle fleur indeed. Of course, this isn’t the first time we see Rihanna’s tits peering out of her non-clothes, but you’ve got to be thankful Hollywood has these ‘artistic’ non-conformists to fill the streets daily with fresh boob sightings.

I guess Rihanna realized the grave grammatical error in her new tat, which is why she’s doing everything she can to lead our gazes from it with her Rated R titties. And she’s doing it just fine. One look at those delicious pair of tits sheltered behind her sheer funeral bib black top and horrid tattoo errors are gone from your head and replaced with nothing but slipping your cock in between those fine titties of hers. Hell, if she really wanted to be rebellious, she should rip the stupid top off and have rough, wild sex with all the guys in town. She should have enough cumstains caking her body by then to cover up the ink in her neck, so it’s win-win.

Even if Rihanna’s done some odd decisions lately, like drowning her hair in strawberry Kool-Aid or hiring a tattoo artist who apparently dropped out of Basic French, you know she will always save the day with her topless titty pictures ready to cover up.

While we’re waiting for the official Demi Lovato sex tape to leak onto our cumstained hands now that she’s had her 18th birthday, here’s a fresh batch of stolen photos of our celebrity debutante to whet your appetites. Even before she got pussy naked, Demi Lovato’s already expressing an urge to show off, as seen here in her skanky selfshooting pictures. Her expression in the picture below will be the same one she’ll wear on her face when she sees her first cock.

And we don’t really need to see her naked (yet) to appreciate what a damn nice sight it is to see Demi Lovato’s slutty habits. Catch her with her bitches and her manslave boyfriend humping each other in the bathroom, and you can very well see a naked version of this very same position, not too far in the future, I hope.

Anyway, what else can you expect from today’s wild teens but an early career in being a whore? Demi Lovato’s naked and skanky pictures should prove that.

What kind of fucked up husband would let his wife model naked for a magazine, and by the husband’s artistic direction no less? Then again, Bam Margera never really qualified into the conventional category, so today’s reality star slut, Missy Margera, had better hop on her man’s crazy shopping cart and cruise along like an obedient kitty cat.

Yeah, so Bam Margera thought Missy Margera should totally offer her body to crowds of drooling Playboy perverts before they consummate their love in marriage. What a perfect going away reward for all of us who’ve watched Missy Margera in Bam’s Unholy Union and wondered if we’d ever get a last shot at her fast closing pussy hole. Well you couldn’t really expect anything less from Bam himself, who’s quite the dude to call for fucked up stuff like this.

So anyway, here in these pictures, we get to see Missy Margera’s naked body in two flavors: one in a roleplaying bit as the village whore in medieval times, and the other in just pure, naked goodness as she drops the lingerie for a full-on tit and cunt exposure, and in their living room no less.

Since there’s news of a Jackass 3D movie in the works, you should definitely hope for more slutty cameos of Missy Margera naked, and in cum-popping visuals that’ll leave you with red tit slaps in the face.

What can I say, Lady Gaga’s naked pursuits simply best everyone else in Hollywood when it comes to skanky exposures and naked crowd surfing orgies. Wait, what?

Yeah, that’s right. At the 2010 Lollapalooza Festival in Chicago last Friday, Lady Gaga came up on stage with Semi-Precious Weapons in a forking fishnet suit with only two glittering stars preventing her nipples from going completely naked. The Fame Monster got into some frenzied bacchanalian seizure on stage (probably from snorting an extra heavy line of powdered Christmas baubles or some shit the night previously) and leapt on to the tight crowd’s reaching arms. Lady Gaga never surfed far off into the fans because security immediately dragged her ass back onstage. Shit was awesome while it lasted, and Lady Gaga probably orgasmed from all the rough perverts who felt her plainly exposed titties while she was doing her whim-of-the-moment BS in their hands.

Now let’s say it all together: too easy, Lady Gaga. The paparazzi must have prayed extra hard to the god of stalking to have been given Lady Gaga and her naked gambols in the streets of Hollywood and onstage. If she weren’t surrounded by her bitches all the time, she’d probably fuck a parking meter in her lobster headpiece and call that shit art. She’s both a sight that causes multi-colored unicorn hallucinations and an uncontrollable stiffness in the cock area, so thank you Lady Gaga, you make it too easy.

This sex scandal by Suzanne Shaw will slightly tug on the meticulously linted sleeve of any mysophobiac out there, because believe it or not, this week’s celebrity whore chose to stage her clit rubbing session in a public bathroom. Cue psycho music. But other than the grisly image of tiled walls running thick with piss and spit (okay, scratch that…), our English slut’s got the performance in the bag.

Suzanne Shaw starts with a gradual strip of her dress, revealing her braless tits and slutty thong. She then begins a wild rubdown of her body, rubbing her perky tits and sliding a finger down her belly and straight into her trembling clitoris. You can see her caressing herself as she masturbates with a steady rhythm for her unknown camera man.

One thing we can take out of Suzanne Shaw’s public sex scandal is if she catches the hornies in the middle of a freaking board room meeting, be sure to follow her to the restroom and you’ll most likely find her scratching the itch in her pussy on the water faucet. Just make sure you cup her mouth firmly unless you want her moans bouncing off the bathroom walls when you stick your cock inside her from behind. Sounds hot, though.

This is the second time we’re featuring sluts from the beautiful land of Greece and let me tell you, these horny bimbos want nothing but Olympic-sized dicks stuffing their mediterranean minges to give them the big O.

Our second slut from the Greek archipelago is Mina Iordanidou, who you might not really need to know is a model. Modeling must’ve bored her or she wouldn’t have agreed to strip in this hardcore sex video where she gets pounded not just by one long, throbbing schlong, but by two! And you can tell Mina is enjoying herself when you hear her moaning with the cock still in her mouth. This bitch is so turned on you’ll see her open her mouth wide for a sticky facial; you can really tell she feels blessed by the gods when she pulled back the guy’s underwear to find that footlong shtick.

Mina Iordanidou’s body language is giving me a hard case of nostalgia for Shauna Sand; she’s practically mirroring her old habits here in this tape, but you won’t ever hear me complaining. Just seeing this hot bitch in her heels and getting her pussy invaded rough is making me want to take a trip down all these celebrity sex tapes we’ve ever featured and do a marathon! Hey, you never get to say that everyday, so why not do it now?

Reality show stars usually have two ways to go with their newfound careers as media people. One is the downward-spiraling and fucked up path of public shame, vagina vending, and a whole lot of dirty public scandals. The other is the dignified climb to professionalism, a difficult and hard-to-find path to success. Which is thin. Like a needle.

One look at Tonya Cooley and you know she hopped the party wagon and pointed her stiff titties at a direct course towards dirty, pussy peddling fame. And who’s fussing? Us guys get to sit back and let Tonya Cooley’s titty pictures of The Real World: Chicago fame roll out like a fresh batch of titty-shaped cupcakes out of the oven. Mmmmm, titty-shaped cupcakes…

Most of the time, the reality TV sluts that land on our pants are just ugly skanks *cough Snooki* looking to cast the Hollywood glamour over their plain looking faces, but Tonya Cooley gives us hope that reality TV isn’t just home to Z-grade, worthless celebrities. It’s actually home to topless Z-grade, worthless celebrities! So fuck quality entertainment and get a load of Tonya Cooley’s awesome topless pictures!

So underneath all the fucked up costumes, the cigarette shades, the galaxy-inspired gowns, the frigging lobster headpiece, and every other fashion lunacy known to man, Lady Gaga is, after all, prone to human, dirty slip ups. In a sexy pool wrestling match with some of her hos, Lady Gaga was spotted with a precious nipple dangling from her upset bikini top while she had her vagina clamped around the back of her boyfriend’s neck. That tit has probably been hallucinating far too long from all the polyester and fucked up fabric they’ve been draped with whenever Lady Gaga steps outside to rattle the public with her alien attire.

I wouldn’t deem seeing Lady Gaga’s nipslip as sexy as seeing Angelina Jolie’s bondage pics or Olivia Munn’s freckly boobs, but if these nude pictures of Lady Gaga make you cum in your seat, then be my guest and flip your stiffies out of your pants already. But then again, Lady Gaga has one of the nicer looking jugs around Hollywood… if only she stopped wearing her neighbor’s discarded old christmas tree decors and wore something to bring out her sexy, slutty curves once in a while, then I’d probably have spilled more cum over her than the other more daring celebrity hos out there.